Topic: Welcome Altronomy (Read 1305 times)

Sanity Bucket Gloop · « **on:** October 06, 2009, 04:16:41 AM »

Squelching from under the coffee table, a pile of goo raises what could almost be called "a head" in a slightly sibulent voice, it speaks...

"Hello Altronomy, Welcome to this place of semi-madness... Make sure you leave your sanity in the bucket, it could mutate, and then I'd have another me!"

Its 'face' splits into a huge grin, "Be nice to things that live under the bed, never annoy the witches, and watch out for Sock... he has a big club, and he's stupid enough to use it!"

The blob oozes away, fondly stroking the bucket as it passes it.

ladylejean · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2009, 11:30:37 AM »

Welcome Altronomy!
Hope to hear from you soon

Mrs Teatime · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2009, 02:17:17 PM »

Welcome home Altronomy!!!
I know it may not feel like home yet, but it will soon

And if it doesn't...Well, they don't call me Mrs Teatime for nothing.

Bursar · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2009, 06:19:16 PM »

(the sentient gloop is slightly freaking me out)

Mighty Mo · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2009, 05:07:23 AM »

Quote from: Bursar on October 06, 2009, 06:19:16 PM

(the sentient gloop is slightly freaking me out)

It should freak you out, it is pure unadulterated sanity! How terrifying is that?!?

Bogieman · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2009, 07:00:41 PM »

Quote from: Sanity Bucket Gloop on October 06, 2009, 04:16:41 AM

Squelching from under the coffee table, a pile of goo raises what could almost be called "a head" in a slightly sibulent voice, it speaks...

"Hello Altronomy, Welcome to this place of semi-madness... Make sure you leave your sanity in the bucket, it could mutate, and then I'd have another me!"

Its 'face' splits into a huge grin, "Be nice to things that live under the bed, never annoy the witches, and watch out for Sock... he has a big club, and he's stupid enough to use it!"

The blob oozes away, fondly stroking the bucket as it passes it.

Welcome and I like the sentient gloop......anyone got a spoon

Bursar · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2009, 08:38:19 PM »

Quote from: Mighty Mo on October 07, 2009, 05:07:23 AM

Quote from: Bursar on October 06, 2009, 06:19:16 PM
(the sentient gloop is slightly freaking me out)

It should freak you out, it is pure unadulterated sanity! How terrifying is that?!?

Pants wettingly.

Mighty Mo · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2009, 05:43:18 AM »

Quote from: Bogieman on October 07, 2009, 07:00:41 PM

Quote from: Sanity Bucket Gloop on October 06, 2009, 04:16:41 AM
Squelching from under the coffee table, a pile of goo raises what could almost be called "a head" in a slightly sibulent voice, it speaks...

"Hello Altronomy, Welcome to this place of semi-madness... Make sure you leave your sanity in the bucket, it could mutate, and then I'd have another me!"

Its 'face' splits into a huge grin, "Be nice to things that live under the bed, never annoy the witches, and watch out for Sock... he has a big club, and he's stupid enough to use it!"

The blob oozes away, fondly stroking the bucket as it passes it.

Welcome and I like the sentient gloop......anyone got a spoon

bursar has a spork

Mrs Teatime · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2009, 05:03:02 PM »

Quote from: Bogieman on October 07, 2009, 07:00:41 PM

Quote from: Sanity Bucket Gloop on October 06, 2009, 04:16:41 AM
Squelching from under the coffee table, a pile of goo raises what could almost be called "a head" in a slightly sibulent voice, it speaks...

"Hello Altronomy, Welcome to this place of semi-madness... Make sure you leave your sanity in the bucket, it could mutate, and then I'd have another me!"

Its 'face' splits into a huge grin, "Be nice to things that live under the bed, never annoy the witches, and watch out for Sock... he has a big club, and he's stupid enough to use it!"

The blob oozes away, fondly stroking the bucket as it passes it.

Welcome and I like the sentient gloop......anyone got a spoon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T EAT THE SENTIENT GLOOP!!!
DO I HAVE TO SAY IT IN HUGE PINK LETTERS???

YOU WILL BE THE EPITIMY OF SANITY!!! YOU WILL BE THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION OF ALL THINGS NORMAL!!!

Bogieman · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2009, 08:33:18 PM »

Oh I say what could you possably mean with that??

Bursar · « **Reply #10 on:** October 10, 2009, 07:12:20 PM »

*nudges LLJ* She, um . . . she used the colour. *looks around nervously*

Bogieman · « **Reply #11 on:** October 10, 2009, 09:43:39 PM »

But I suppose she was provoked in to using it $:-\$

Mighty Mo · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:42:17 AM »

Quote from: Bursar on October 10, 2009, 07:12:20 PM

*nudges LLJ* She, um . . . she used the colour. *looks around nervously*

What on earth is wrong with using the colour pink, Bursar?

Mrs Teatime · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2009, 05:50:25 PM »

Pink??? You changed it to PINK???
Of all the colours in all the world you had to choose pink...
Pink is my worst enemy...along with its sidekick...Yellow...

I can't believe you would hurt me like that...I'm going to visit my husband's tomb and tell him all about this. I'm sure his spirit will be happy to help me rid the world of pink!!!

Bursar · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2009, 05:57:25 PM »

Quote from: Mighty Mo on October 12, 2009, 04:42:17 AM

Quote from: Bursar on October 10, 2009, 07:12:20 PM
*nudges LLJ* She, um . . . she used the colour. *looks around nervously*

What on earth is wrong with using the colour pink, Bursar?

*Looks around suspiciously*
. . . oh dear, it's happening again . . .
*Takes handful of DFPs*

Bogieman · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2009, 06:19:05 PM »

Quote from: Bursar on October 10, 2009, 07:12:20 PM

*Looks around suspiciously*
. . . oh dear, it's happening again . . .
*Takes handful of DFPs*

Shall we run for the hills

Mrs Teatime · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:23:50 PM »

By the way, I hid all of the pokers before I sued the colour (even if it did mysteriously change to pink) so yes...You should all run to the hills (And sing Iron Maiden along the way)

Bogieman · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2009, 06:01:09 PM »

Quote from: Mrs Teatime on October 13, 2009, 02:23:50 PM

By the way, I hid all of the pokers before I sued the colour (even if it did mysteriously change to pink) so yes...You should all run to the hills (And sing Iron Maiden along the way)

Tis not mysterious at all it defaulted to your inner calmer which must be all pink and soft

Mrs Teatime · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:30:04 PM »

NOOOOO!!! I refuse to believe my inner clamer is pink, or soft!!! It's black and green, and has the texture of cold marble. Marble I tell you, MARBLE!!!

Bogieman · « **Reply #19 on:** October 14, 2009, 08:01:28 PM »

Quote from: Mrs Teatime on October 13, 2009, 11:30:04 PM

NOOOOO!!! I refuse to believe my inner clamer is pink, or soft!!! It's black and green, and has the texture of cold marble. Marble I tell you, MARBLE!!!

That's pink and fluffy marble then

Mrs Teatime · « **Reply #20 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:42:45 PM »

No, more like that puke green that nobody likes, but tolerate.

Sock · « **Reply #21 on:** October 17, 2009, 04:35:50 PM »

Luk ere... Dere be ruuls about wut colours we use ere... any more breaking of dese rules, and dat person will get pinkified... pinkified for a looong time!

yu as been worned.

Bogieman · « **Reply #22 on:** October 17, 2009, 07:35:40 PM »

Yes boss an it weren't me boss I is a good un

Mrs Teatime · « **Reply #23 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:01:29 PM »

Quote from: Sock on October 17, 2009, 04:35:50 PM

Luk ere... Dere be ruuls about wut colours we use ere... any more breaking of dese rules, and dat person will get pinkified... pinkified for a looong time!

yu as been worned.

The lover of the English language, along with the newly appointed English minor inside of me is screaming at this obvious misuse of language (Yes, improper English is one of my pet peeves, but I probably shouldn't have told you that, lest you use it against me).

Bogieman · « **Reply #24 on:** November 04, 2009, 05:14:12 PM »

Quote from: Mrs Teatime on November 02, 2009, 11:01:29 PM

Quote from: Sock on October 17, 2009, 04:35:50 PM
Luk ere... Dere be ruuls about wut colours we use ere... any more breaking of dese rules, and dat person will get pinkified... pinkified for a looong time!

yu as been worned.

Dis not summit you awt to ave told we

The lover of the English language, along with the newly appointed English minor inside of me is screaming at this obvious misuse of language (Yes, improper English is one of my pet peeves, but I probably shouldn't have told you that, lest you use it against me).

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